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contact information, including my resume, click here.
Otherwise, read on.
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Almost all the updating to this site is here. A while ago I realized that whenever I had a funny joke, I'd send it to all the people I was chatting with at the time. Instead of inflicting my sense of humor on my friends, I started dumping these jokes in one text file. I use the 3 most recent ones as my away message, but the whole list is here. |
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 It's not real money, just little 1s and 0s. |
This is a graph of my
winnings at various limits of online poker. I know fellow gambling
friends of mine like to keep-up with how I'm doing, so I'll try to
update these. On the other hand, I'd really like all of my family
members who worry about me NOT to read these. I promise I really WILL finish my degree. |
| For a while, I was going to update this page with new pictures and comments.
That
never really happened. There are a few pictures and jokes with them,
though.
Use the buttons on the side to cycle through. |
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 She's not in this picture. Maybe I fell victim to a "Brand-X Hommies" scheme. |
There are little plastic figures being sold in
vending
machines called "Homies." They might have a Z in their name, I don't
remember.
They're tiny hispanic people and they cost 50 cents each. I bought one and recieved what could only be described as a lesbian. She had her hair shaved on the sides with a whisp covering one eye, and she was wearing a very butch outfit. Unfortunately, my dog stole this figure from a table and chewed off the head. Now I have a headless lesbian. The problem with joking about the headless lesbian is that the main characteristics that identified her as lesbian were on her head. Now you can barely tell she's female. It means that anyone who was trying to decide whether the headless-lesbian jokes were offensive or not is now firmly in the "offensive" camp. |
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UPDATE to the previous story. It turns out the lesbian was supposed to be a GUY! That's his picture on the left. Quote the website: Pinoy is a Filipino. He is really into hip-hop and urban sportswear. However, this (official) site should be taken with a grain of salt. The second figure I bought was a woman drinking from a large bottle of alcohol, but with no bottle. It turns out she's "whispering". Yeah, right. |
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I have been lax in my updating
duties,
and TWO parties went by without an update. For this you have my
apologies.
First, Luis had a barbeque. A great time was had by all. His youngest son relieved himself on the wall (left). Second, Paul had a birthday. He's officially moved from the 18-24 demographic. I think that means he's allowed to buy beer (right). |
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Born (And Baked) In The USA
| I had a bag of "Born (and baked) in
the
USA" cookies today, and enjoyed them thoroughly. However, the
anti-American
message told by the cookies quickly destroyed any lasting pleasure I
might
have experienced from such a treat.
I have included a brief description of this tragic event here. |
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There is a conspiracy in our midst. Well, my
midst,
anyway.
All around Atlanta, frowny faces are appearing. Some are on street signs, some on garbage cans, some on the very road itself. No one knows how they got here (except they look a lot like they were spray painted). Join me as I explore the possible meanings and interpretations of these mysterious symbols. |
Rigorous Detail
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I have a Cocker-Lab mix named
Rigor.
He's a puppy from the Atlanta
Humane
Society. As of this writing, he's 4.5 months old.
The first round of pictures are here. |
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